"In this village
the men stayed young and did the gossiping and the women aged with grey evil
weariness and stood silently waiting for the men to get up and come home."
-Shirley Jackson, We
Have Always Lived in the Castle
“People aren't
interested in the truth anymore. It doesn't play like it used to.”
-Deep State
“Hand over the entire
internet now and nobody gets hurt.”
-Warren Ellis, Normal
“No, Phillips, my hobby
is evil and power...But being a man I cannot be as evil as I wish...If I only
had the soul and power of an ape…”
-Strange Tales, issue 1
(1951)
“The fish, of course,
made me feel kind of horny.”
Christopher Pike, The
Immortal
"Let's just say my
past has finally caught up to me."
-Bloodfist VIII: Hard
Way Out
“The odor of death in
this city attracts the sellers of organs.”
-Organ
“Did she die, or did she
just turn into a craft project?”
Dave: “Aaah! Everyone
are assholes!”
Harry: “Is.”
Dave: “Everyone is
assholes! No, that doesn’t sound right.”
“I wasn't striving for
anything. I just wanted to make something. And I can't sit on my couch and
watch t.v. or think that the internet is going to inspire me because I'm
f***ing thirty years old. And my parents are still giving me money. And I bore
the s**t out of them. And I work jobs that I hate that I have to beg to get. Do
you know what it means to be broke? It means that you are broken. That you
don't work.”
"Life is an endless
series of incomplete moments from which there is no escape...High five!"
-Dave Made a Maze
“It didn’t sound like a
human language.”
“Did it sound like an
animal language?”
“Sort of…”
“Did it sound like a
language that a race of reptiles might have?”
-Christopher Pike, The
Listeners