Monday, January 7, 2019

Helpful Advice: How to Self-Publish an E-Book and Print Book


I keep this document as a reference tool for myself, in case I need a reminder on how to do any of these steps. And I often send it to aspiring-to-publish writer friends.

But what the heck, we're all friends here, so how about I just share it with y'all?

Some of this is super-nitty-gritty. Don't be scared. Skim the parts that look intimidating. But if you later run into the errors those nitty-gritty parts address, you'll be thankful those parts are there!

I've spent several years accumulating this metric heck-ton information from all over the world wide web. But now, here it is, all in one easy-to-read place! Enjoy!

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1) Write your book.

2) Format it as an ebook using this as a guide as needed. (I keep an ebook template for myself, and advise you to do the same. Once you have a functional ebook file where you've worked out the kinks, just reuse it every time for each subsequent book. No need to re-reinvent the wheel.)

-Make sure to add an extra line at the top of each new section/ title page so that Amazon won’t screw up the formatting.

-If you have a list of chapters/sections at the front of your book, MAKE SURE to add hyperlinks for them linking each chapter name to the right page. Google around to figure out how to do this if you’re not sure. Smashwords will reject your manuscript if you don’t do this, or if you get it wrong, so I just stopped listing chapters or having a table of contents. Too much trouble, though it's your call. (UPDATE: I stopped using Smashwords altogether. Too nitpicky about every detail of the manuscript.)

3) Make a cover photo, or properly license one. Ideally you should ask your artsy friends to make you a cover. Pay them accordingly! Wikimedia and Creative Commons are good sources for images. Google has a public domain image search that’s solid, too. Pay attention to the limits on rights and usage for whatever image you want to use. Sometimes you’ll find a great image and all it requires is attribution to the source on your copyright page.

-Make sure your cover photo jpeg has 1400 pixels on the shortest side or Smashwords will reject.

-If you don’t understand any of this, just Google any questions and it’ll be cleared right up for you.

4) OPTIONAL: Get your book an ISBN # to protect your sales and exclusivity at http://isbn.org/

-Bear in mind that Amazon and Smashwords both provide free ISBNs. I choose to use their free ISBNs instead of paying for them because I write a lot and don't see any reason not to.

-But if you must get ISBNs, get the 10-pack for $295 instead of the single number for $125. Much better value, especially if you plan to write multiple books 

-There are companies that offer discount individual ISBNs for sale, but they’re fishy because the numbers are legit, but all paperwork will list the company you bought the ISBNs from as the publisher. Avoid them. If you buy the ISBN numbers yourself, YOU are listed as the publisher. Much safer and better for paperwork down the line.

5) Publish your book on Amazon using this link: https://kdp.amazon.com/

-It's your choice on whether to do the three-month exclusive Kindle Unlimited plan, which they push very hard. That’s mostly a good idea if you already have several books out and are using this book to drive traffic and sales on your back catalog

-Enable DRM if you want. I don’t. I want people sharing my stuff around.

Follow this guy’s advice on the Amazon process, if you need guidance:

6) Create an account and put it on Smashwords to cover other sites, if you like: https://www.smashwords.com/

-They’re a solid middle-man company that shoots your book out to Barnes & Noble, iBooks, Kobo, Overdrive, etc. I sell nothing on those sites, but your mileage may vary and it's good to have your product on other platforms.
-Remove any hyperlinks on the Smashwords copy of your manuscript. Smashwords will reject it if you have any.

-Go to “Channel Manager” on Smashwords and opt it out from Amazon, since you already have it there.

-Please note that you can also publish your work direct to Barnes and Noble:
https://www.nookpress.com/projects and probably direct to Kobo and other ebook/print book sites. It depends on how much initiative you're willing to take and how many different accounts you're willing to create and how many headaches you want.

7) Final Ebook Steps

-If you got an ISBN, Change the ISBN number info you applied to the book here:

Get it copyrighted here (Optional, but recommended):

Here’s some additional guidance on the copyrighting process, if you need it:

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Now, a separate world...PRINT BOOKS.

This is really about your personal preference and what you want to publish where. Lulu, Amazon, CreateSpace, Barnes and Noble, whatever/wherever.

I've made some personal books through Lulu and it's very simple and self-explanatory there.

For our purposes here, I'll walk you through the Amazon print book process. Amazon isn't a perfect company, but their print-on-demand service is stupendous.

-Copy and paste the text of your ebook into one of Amazon’s downloadable print templates.

-Formatting is to personal taste on these. Some folks like to have a blank half-page at the front of every chapter, I like to put four lines. Whatever works for you.

-Add funny/catchy words or a blurb to front page of the manuscript.

-Put title on title page.

-Make copyright page: date, cover credit, author photo credit, and a don't-get-yourself-sued text blurb stating that your work is only fiction (unless it's non-fiction, and you're on your own there).

-Make sure your list of other books published is current, if you wrote other books.

-Justify text in Word by highlighting each chunk of text you would like justified and then go to:
--“Page Layout”-“Paragraph”-“Alignment: Justified”
-Fix layout of selected text by going to:
--”Page Layout”-”Paragraph”-
---Disable Keep Lines Together
---Disable Orphan/Widow Control
---Block Hyphenation
(REPEAT THIS PROCESS FOR EVERY CHUNK OF TEXT YOU WANT JUSTIFIED, or just do it on the entire contents of the book and then comb through it and re-center and adjust chapter and section names and parts like that.)

-Adjust formatting on title page/Introduction/Dedication/first pages of chapters and sections etc. to make sure they begin on odd-numbered pages and are thus on the right-hand side of the manuscript when people read it.

-To start page numbers at the beginning of your text, add section break at start of where you want the page numbers for book to appear by going to:
--"Page Layout"--"Breaks"--"Section Break"--"Next Page"
--Go to the top AND bottom (Header AND Footer) of the first THREE pages of the next section and in the “Design” tab click "Link to Previous" on each to disconnect it from previous formatting
--Add page numbers to first THREE pages of new section
----"Insert"--"Page Number"--"Bottom of Page"--(Pick Centered)
----Change font of numbers to “Book Antiqua” and change size of each to “11” and hit Enter above and/or below the number to get the spacing/appearance you desire.

-If you like, add author name to header of even-numbered pages. To do so, change font to “Book Antiqua,” font size to “12” and do it in all-caps to make it look nice.

-If annoying lines magically appear in headers or footers, click in the place they appear and hit:
--”Home”-”(Grid Image)”-”Borders and Shading”-Select “No Border”

-Manually comb through manuscript and:
--Center (CTRL-E) all chapter/section names
--make sure ends/beginnings of pages look okay
--make sure chapters start on odd-numbered pages, if you prefer them that way

-To make page numbers end at the end of the text: add a section break at END of page numbers for book by going to:
--"Page Layout"--"Breaks"--"Section Break"--"Next Page"
--Go to the top AND bottom (Header AND Footer) of the first THREE pages of the next section and click "Link to Previous" on each to disconnect previous formatting
--Delete page numbers and names from footers and headers in final section

-If annoying lines magically appear in headers or footers, click in the place they appear and:
--”Home”-”(Grid Image)”-”Borders and Shading”-Select “No Border”
-Make sure that your Afterword title page is on an odd-numbered page and your "About the Author" text is on the final even-numbered page. Some people also put a list of their other works at the end of the book in addition to the front of the book. Your call.

-Once done, go back through and re-check every page to fix errors that magically appeared along the way.

-Use Cover Creator on Amazon KDP to make your cover.(Manually producing a PDF is a logistical nightmare and I do not recommend.)

-Make sure your cover photo is higher than 300 dpi. If needed, use a PDF to JPEG converter to make a 300 DPI photo (Google “PDEF JPEG converter 300 dpi” for assistance)

-Make sure cover photo is as centered as possible and not outside lines

-Insert author photo- carefully center that, too

-Cover fonts are your choice. I use Philosopher for title and author on spine (Both all-caps). Libre Baskerville for the witty/catchy copy you write on the back cover. And for "About the Author" text: Ubuntu.


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And there you go! You're now published in ebook and print! You're welcome!

And remember: Google is your friend. If you need any step along the way, just ask the Internet and it will guide you along. Amazon's KDP platform has some helpful searchable info, too.

Happy publishing!


-B.P. Kasik/Phony McFakename

My "legitimate" books are on Amazon here and my Phony McFakename books are on Amazon hereI exist on Twitter and Facebook and Instagram but I only really post regularly on Instagram.

MoviePass: The Ongoing Saga (Part 17 of ?)

This week the main story has been MoviePass' product manager resigning.

He didn't go down quietly, either. Did some mighty raging against the dying of the light, calling their leaders' behavior "completely thoughtless, but also incredibly tone deaf" and reveals that morale at the company "worsens and worsens, with no end in sight."

Just like the service on MoviePass' app!

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Meanwhile, Sinemia is working great for me!

I scored two tickets at the theater with my physical card and also tried the advance ticket feature. It worked fine, but don't forget to check in on the app once you arrive at the theater. It's easy to get distracted. This is a distracting world.

The advance ticket purchase process is a bit of rigamarole with some extra steps, this site can walk you through it if you need it. Once you do it once, you're set.

There's a $1.80 Sinemia fee for advance tickets, but if you go to Facebook Movies and then check out with Atom Tickets for your ticket purchase, there are no additional fees beyond that.

Also if you buy four tickets through Atom Tickets, you get a free movie ticket. So do the math there on four $1.80 fees and you end up paying $7.20 to get a bonus movie. That's a bargain matinee price, so good deal!

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And to give you the simplest possible explanation on how to sign up and start using Sinemia, here you go:


Head to Sinemia and...
-select the $8.99 3-a-month plan for a full year
-sign up
-once you're signed up, go to your account on sinemia.com and select the “Membership" tab
-on that tab, select "Order a physical card"
-order the card for $14.99
-Download the Sinemia app, so you'll have it
-WAIT. Don't pay any early activation fees or cardless activation fees.
-In about three weeks, when your card comes, choose "Activate Physical Card" on the app on the day you're ready to use it.
-Go to the theater and arrive BEFORE your desired showtime
-Select the "Watch" tab
-Enter your showtime, submit it to get your card loaded with funds
-Buy your ticket
-Check In on the Sinemia app. It will remind you to do so. Make sure you click on the movie you're seeing.
-Enjoy your movie! Three times a month! (And Sinemia don't mind if you want to watch the same movie repeatedly, so watch Holmes and Watson three times a month, if you like!)

Now you may scoff at paying $14.99 for the physical card. That's the only fee I advocate paying. But do the math and you'll find that over the course of a year, it comes out to $1.25 a month. So you're ultimately paying $10.25 a month for three movies.

That's 30 cents a month more than MoviePass for the same number of movies and, unlike MoviePass, you can actually use the service to see any movie at any time.

(Full disclosure: the Sinemia app briefly crashes every now and then, which can make checking in at the theater tricky. But if you email customer service with a screenshot saying you tried to check in at the theater but were unable, you should be fine.)

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As for our household, we still have one MoviePass account. My wife's. It's hanging by a thread. All MoviePass has to do is make their service one iota worse, or try to raise the monthly fee, and it's canceled.

In a world without Sinemia, MoviePass could get away with their horseplay.

But this isn't a world without Sinemia.

Get it together, MoviePass. We had too many good times together.

I don't want to have to end this.

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-B.P. Kasik/Phony McFakename

I wrote the book on MoviePass TWICE, once from a positive perspective, and once from a more realistic perspective. I also wrote a horror book about a sort-of evil MoviePass.

My "legitimate" books are on Amazon here and my Phony McFakename books are on Amazon hereI exist on Twitter and Facebook and Instagram but I only really post regularly on Instagram.

Thursday, January 3, 2019

MoviePass: The Ongoing Saga (Part 16 of ?)

So I got my Sinemia card! And I wanna tell you all about it!

First a real quick rundown on the most recent MoviePass nonsense.

The implications of MoviePass' parent company getting delisted are here.

Quite a world we live in where that's hardly news.

Also their SEC filing report was finally released, if that's of interest to you. I have no idea what it all means and hope someone will explain it to me.

MoviePass actually dropped a print ad in Rolling Stone magazine. First thing I noticed: it's in the same font as the "There are no more screenings" screen on the app. Rich in irony goodness!

MoviePass blitzed my wife and I about a dozen times in late December with desperate pleas to buy annual accounts. We're not alone on that. Best part: neither one of us even qualifies for the annual account offers.

But let us never forget my declaration in my first MoviePass book that this company punched a hole in reality. And it looks like the next year is going to mostly consist of companies rushing to catch up to this reality punch. C'mon, Regal! Get it in gear!

A funny moment over the holidays was when my sister-in-law mentioned how happy she was with AMC's A-List program. It's great for her. I'm happy for her. She tells me that she just uses it...and it works! (She's not alone, there's 600,000 people like her.)

Me? I got no AMC theaters in my town. So I've been stuck with this madcap MoviePass service that's resulted in two books and 16 blogs (and counting).

So we're both winners. I guess.

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I might not be stuck with madcap MoviePass forever, though...

For behold...let there be Sinemia!

I used it. It was not perfect. But it did work.

First impression was not the best.

I tried to see a movie Saturday morning after Christmas. Of course there were "no more screenings" available from MoviePass at 11am in the morning. So I figured it was time to try Sinemia. Well...their app was down. So was their site. Deleted and re-downloaded the app. Nope. Customer service non-responsive, as always. So I got stuck using 36,000 Regal reward points for my wife and I to see a silly movie. Still a free movie, but it chafed me to have to fork out so many points unexpectedly!

I checked Sinemia's reddit page and apparently the site/app went down the previous Saturday morning, too. Okay, that's not a glitch, that's strategic scheduled downtime. Now I know. Now you know, too. Don't try to use it on Saturday mornings.

Tried a few days later and the app worked.

So you go to the local bayou at 8 in the evening, when MoviePass had been down for a full eight-hour shift, and BOOM! Sinemia is still live! Miraculous!

The app has a different layout from MoviePass. You don't click on a movie/showtime, you have to manually scroll through numbers to enter a showtime, then it loads your card with the needed funds. Okay, you can deal with that. But wait! Looks like you can't select a showtime that already passed. You have to physically be at the theater before the showtime you're attending in order to create your ticket on the app.

No bueno.

If you're like me and you strategically arrive late to the movies because you have stuff to do with your life until the last minute of departing your house and you don't want to sit through 20 minutes of ads and previews and student-made Regal propaganda films, this sucks. A weird and lame restriction there.

So you create a ticket for a later film and go to that instead. The app loads your card with the funds. You buy the ticket at the kiosk, racking up reward points...and you have a ticket!


For the first time since August 2018 when MoviePass was unlimited, you walked into a theater and bought a ticket and are about to see a movie ON THE SAME VISIT!

But, wait! Don't get too excited! Focus!

You STILL have to check in on the app. This is a slightly less annoying version of MoviePass' ticket verificiation. Just go to the Sinemia app homescreen and it'll walk you through it.

But be warned: they try to trick you. They ask which movie you're checking in on. One of the options they present is a movie from the showtime you bought, one is another movie entirely. Pay attention there. I think they're trying to get you to click the wrong movie. It's a fraud-prevention measure to make sure you're seeing what you say you're gonna see. So be aware.

But the bottom line: you can now walk into a theater and see a movie with this service. It works.

Hallelujah.


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-B.P. Kasik/Phony McFakename

I wrote the book on MoviePass TWICE, once from a positive perspective, and once from a more realistic perspective. I also wrote a horror book about a sort-of evil MoviePass.

My "legitimate" books are on Amazon here and my Phony McFakename books are on Amazon hereI exist on Twitter and Facebook and Instagram but I only really post regularly on Instagram.