This is a Thing: Flamin' Hot Fritos

I love me some Flamin' Hot products.

This one is wretched, though.

My first Flamin' Hot disappointment.

Basically it hurts and then bores you. The uber-spicy followed by blandly salty is a terrible mismatch of taste sensations with no middle ground. Combining high notes and low notes, it creates no music at all.

This is your first and only warning- do not fall prey to this Venus Flytrap of a snack food, even if you're a Flamin' Hot sucker like me.


-Phony McFakename

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