"The Speed and the Fury" by Phony McFakename

This is it, the one you've all been waiting for, the one with the title The Speed and the Fury!

Amazing that no one's ever used that title. It seems so obvious, on so many levels.

Elevator pitch: It's The Big Lebowski meets Fast and the Furious, sprinkled liberally with body horror.

Escalator pitch:

R.J. doesn't mind the never-ending car races and crime all over the city. But he's sick and tired of waking up to find doctors trying to steal his organs. 

So with help from a fresh clone, R.J. investigates. 

Amid a series of gratuitous explosions, the trail of organ theft points to the last standing car manufacturer in Detroit. What awaits him may shock you...

Or it may not! I don't know how shockable you are! You shockingly unpredictable person, you!

Enjoy the book. It's bizarro fun for the whole dysfunctional family.

-Phony McFakename

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