"Man of Florida: Please Don't Eat My Face 2!" by Phony McFakename

This is it. The epic sequel you've been impatiently, angrily waiting for. That's right. Here it comes...

An epic masterpiece of literary tour de force majeure...

It's Man of Florida!!!

The insanely-long-awaited sequel to Please Don't Eat My Face!!!

Here's the wind-up, and the pitch:

Miami is going down! 

Not by natural disaster, but by an army of citizens under the influence of bath salts. 

Our hapless hero, a formerly respectable cocaine dealer, is probably to blame for this mess. But he just wants to get back home to Food Crime City.

Will he make it? Will he fall under the spell of the Beach Party to End All Beach Parties? Will he finally take responsibility for this metropolitan apocalypse and fix things?

Probably not, but let's have some grim laughs along the way.

Read and be happy!

-Phony McFakename

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