“There’s raw emotion
right below your surface. Frack it!”
-The Simpsons
“I wish there was a way
to know you’re in the good old days before you left them.”
-The Office
“Instead of Sodom and
Gomorrah
She shoulda stayed at
home and read the Torah
Now she’s just a pillar
of salt”
-Don Verdean
“The truth will set you
free. But not until it is finished with you.”
-David Foster Wallace,
Infinite Jest
“Remember that misuse of
language can lead to miscommunication, and that miscommunication leads to
everything that has ever happened in the whole of the world.”
“It was a fair question,
although the problem with fair questions is that they are asked about an unfair
world.”
“Librarians are hideous
creatures of unimaginable power. And even if you could imagine their power, it
would be illegal. It is absolutely illegal to even try to picture what such a
being would be like.”
“Sleep is confusing.
Dreams are baffling. The concept of transitioning from one perceived reality to
another is a tolerated madness.”
“It would be safe to
assume that the house is an enclosed structure owned and built by people. It
would be weird to assume that the house has a personality, a soul. Why would
anyone assume that? It is true. It does. But that was weird to assume that.
Never assume that kind of thing.”
“In other news, a recent
report suggests that things may not be as they seem.”
-Joseph Fink, Welcome to
Night Vale
“Sometimes I don't know
when to be funny. Because I can be funny at the drop of a hat. Except sometimes
you can't find the hat. Then you're f**ked."
-Garry Shandling
“Technically, you’re
always wearing a leather jacket.”
-@markydoodoo
-
B.P. Kasik/Phony McFakename
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