Favorite Quotes: March 2020

“When I see someone with contempt for another person, I know one thing: on a deep level, they have contempt for something in themselves. Knowing this, I (try to) use my contempt for others as a signal to recognize what I don't like about myself.”
-Tucker Max

“What is this, SURVIVAL CLASS?”
-Cutting Class

“Sitting naked on the war Memorial, I decided to enjoy this public holiday.”
J.G. Ballard, The Unlimited Dream Company

"It's not your fault...But it's terror time, I'm afraid."
-Michael Moorcock, A Cure for Cancer

“Perhaps the more interesting we become online, the more bored we become with ourselves.”
-Andre Spicer

“In corporations...the less you do, the more important you are.”
-Lodge 49

“Come join me in the spiral…”
-Junji Ito, Uzumaki

“Thou mayest.”
-East of Eden

“I worry that you'll work in an office, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life!”

“Nice girls don't wear cha cha heels!”

"Crime enhances one's beauty!"
-Female Trouble

“I want to be educated, not just hairy!"
-The Peanut Butter Solution

“Blood is thicker than water but it’s harder to clean up.”
-Peter Steele

"When I see how silly people behave, I'm glad I'm a camel."
-Road to Morocco

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