Literateur: "Please Don't Eat My Face" by Phony McFakename

Prepare for the finest work of regional literature ever published: A Faulkner-esque portrait of the great state of Florida.

That's right: it's Please Don't Eat My Face!

This masterpiece melds the magical realism of Gabriel Garcia-Marquez with the rich social commentary of Jonathan Franzen and the crime epic mastery of James Ellroy with the romantic whimsy of Jane Austen.

It's pretty much the best book ever written.

It's got everything: face-eaters, swamp monsters, Food Crime City, Miami cocaine parades, romance, cannibalistic realtors, and social commentary on asset forfeiture!

Buy it now...before it eats your face!


-Phony McFakename

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