I don't watch as many movies as I used to. I've become more of a TV casualty than a film buff. Oh well.
I'm also writing fiction non-stop and my right shoulder is in nearly constant pain from bad posture and uncomfortable chairs so I have to conserve my writing time. Probably done writing a review of every little thing I watch (or read) and will just let you know what's COOL, COOL (With obvious reservations), MEH, and flat-out NO. To qualify as a NO, I have to get sick of it within minutes and quit.
Let's watch!
COOL
Doctor Strange
My Name is Doris
I Am Not a Serial Killer
St. Vincent
Craptastic Number Two (Best film ever made. The co-director of this film, Bryan Kasik, is a genius.)
What
We Become
Miami
Connection
No Escape (2015)
Dementia-13
No Escape (2015)
Dementia-13
Quartet
The
Rainmaker
Afflicted
Afflicted
MST3K:
Zombie Nightmare
Elvis
and Nixon
The
Shallows
Jim
Gaffigan: Mr. Universe
Jim
Gaffigan: King Baby
Jim
Gaffigan: Obsessed
COOL (But naughty)
Jackass 2.5
Jackass 3.5
Hardcore Henry
The
Nice Guys
Straight
Outta ComptonLouis CK: Live at the Comedy Store
John Dies at the End
OKAY
187
Messiah
of Evil
Son in Law
Son in Law
Encino
Man
Dreamcatcher (First half- second half is NOPE)
Knock
Knock
The
Wave
Allegiant
Baskin
Baskin
Everybody
Wants Some!!
Hunger
Games: Mockingjay: Part 2
Maze
Runner: The Scorch Trials
The
Losers (2010)
Suicide
Squad
Jeff
Foxworthy/Larry the Cable Guy: We've Been Thinking
Olympus
Has Fallen
London Has Fallen
London Has Fallen
Mexico
Barbaro
Fright
Night Part II
Ghostheads
Brooklyn (If you liked it- FINE. Don't yell at me.)
Brooklyn (If you liked it- FINE. Don't yell at me.)
NOPE
JeruZalem
Hitman
Neon
Demon (Became squirmy and unwatchable even before the hideously grotesque stuff)
Joe
Rogan: Triggered
Rob
Zombie's 31 (Zombie is awesome and cool in every interview he gives. Then he writes movies where every character- good and bad- is a wretched and unlikable jerk. What gives?) Neon Maniacs
Dying
of the Light
Our
Brand is Crisis (Not bad, just too stressful.)
The
Forest
Zombie (Way worse than I remembered it- props for the NYC scenes, though!)
Zombie (Way worse than I remembered it- props for the NYC scenes, though!)
Lucy
Inherent
Vice
Funny
or Die Presents: Donald Trump's The Art of the Deal: The Movie
Punk's
Dead: SLC Punk 2
Shock
'em Dead
-Phony McFakename
-Phony McFakename
So, Zombie is a no? It's been on my To Watch list for years. Is the zombie vs. tiger shark scene worth watching it for? That just sounds so wrong it has to be cool.
ReplyDeleteThe shark scene is legend, but you can see it on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOSN2s8FY8Q
ReplyDeleteAnd the gore is all great. It's just a sloppy, badly written mess all around. I liked it much more as a 12-year-old.