Literateur: "Reviews"- December 2016

I have a lot of lengthy, thoughtful, funny book reviews I'd like to write. But this is a sad time for your humble correspondent where my right shoulder hurts every second that I type. I have to devote as much pain-endurance time as I can to my fiction. So my thoughtful critiques on Hellbound Hearts, Allure of the Wolf, Destined for an Early Grave, The Crow: The Lazarus Heart,and Red Cell: Rogue Warrior II are gonna have to wait until I can get this pain under control.

Enjoy this brief overview, in the meantime!

COOL
Generic Mystery by Phony McFakename (Coming Soon!)

Pseudo-City by D. Harlan Wilson
Chips off the Old Benchley by Robert Benchley

Rogue Warrior II: Red Cell by Richard Marcinko

Arcanum Unbounded by Brandon Sanderson

The Crow: The Lazarus Heart by Poppy Z. Brite

Lies, Inc. by Philip K. Dick

Nation by Terry Pratchett

Fruit Beast by Phony McFakename

Treasurer's Report by Robert Benchley

Pines by Blake Crouch

Influence: The Power of Persuasion by Robert Cialdini

Treasurer's Report by Robert Benchley

Dementia-13 Part-2 by Phony McFakename (Also Coming Soon!)

Alcatraz, v.5: The Dark Talent by Brandon Sanderson

Official Truth 101 Proof: The Inside True Story of Pantera by Rex Brown

Snuff by Terry Pratchett

Please Don't Eat My Face! by Phony McFakename

The Five Billion Names of God by Arthur C. Clarke

World of Poo by Terry Pratchett

Silent Hill: The Terror Engine by Bernard Perron

The Union of the State by Corey Stulce

Based on a True Story by Norm Macdonald

Derpa Derp by Phony McFakename

My Ten Years in a Quandary by Robert Benchley

OKAY

Persistence of Vision by John Varley

The Holmes-Dracula File by Fred Saberhagen

Eyes of the Dragon by Stephen King

The Living Dead 2 by Various Authors

The Dreamthief's Daughter by Michael Moorcock

Under the Overtree by James A. Moore
Hellbound Hearts by Various Authors
The Money Culture by Michael Lewis

Dweller by Jeff Strand

Further Adventures of Batman by Various Authors

And the Ass Said to the Angel by Nick Cave

A Canticle for Leibowitz by Walter M. Miller, Jr.
John Dies at the End by David Wong

The Stars Are Ours! by Andre Norton

Book of the Red Sun, v.2: Shadow and Claw by Gene Wolfe

Trail Fever by Michael Lewis

The Zap Gun by Philip K. Dick

Count Brass by Michael Moorcock

Houses Without Doors by Peter Straub

Off Season by Jack Ketchum

I'm in the Band by Sean Yseult

Emphyrio by Jack Vance

Raising Steam by Terry Pratchett

NOPE 

Dodger by Terry Pratchett
The Undoing Party by Michael Lewis

Technicolor Terrorists by Andre Duza

Lake Wobegon Days by Garrison Keillor
Destined for an Early Grave by Jeaniene Frost

The Knight by Gene Wolfe
Christine by Stephen King 

Allure of the Wolf by Erin Flynn

House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski

-Phony McFakename

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