Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Favorite Quotes: July 2018

I had a wild, wacky month. Learned a bunch about book formatting, made a 300,000-word family history book, compiled a 65,000-word book from my blog, released two books (Cinemadness and Happy Chemtrails), formatted a book for a friend and helped him publish it, finished Dragon Mormon 2, and am almost done writing Filmpass. Also went to New Orleans for a week.

Consequently, I didn't have a lot of time to compile quotes this month. The best thing I read was Neverday by Carlton Mellick III. That whole book was a quotable quote. I've discussed him before and have to say this is one of his best. It's like if Groundhog Day was happening to everyone. What kind of society would they build? And what happens if you stay up and experience the day after the repeating-day? What lurks in the "neverday"?

Great book, I recommend it everyone.

And here's the best quotes:


“And who will stop him? You? Will you stand alone against the fury of his armies?”
[The Rock stares smolderingly] “Yes.”

“I make my own destiny.”
-The Scorpion King

"You will not survive here. You are not a wolf, and this is a land of wolves now."
-Sicario

“I’m the most perfect perfect being ever constructed by the Tubular Corporation!”

"It's incredible. Ingenious. Bastards. They've done it. They've done it! It's practically DNA! No, it's an enzyme that's similar to DNA. Completely redesigned by computer. A masterpiece. A masterpiece of genetic engineering. Cybernetics applied to molecular technology. It's not alive until it finds something to live in."

“Make a move and we’ll spoil your weekend, baby!”
-Shocking Dark/Aliennators/Aliens 2/Terminator II



-B.P. Kasik/Phony McFakename

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My "legitimate" books are on Amazon here and my Phony books are on Amazon hereI exist on Twitter and Facebook and Instagram.

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

HAPPY CHEMTRAILS! to Everyone

My newest book is a fun comic caper with heroic chemtrail pilots seeking to stop a global epidemic of madness. Also it's about loving and honoring your father. And the joy of Pittsburgh.

It's called Happy Chemtrails!, I think I forgot to mention that. Now you know. Oo, here's the cover, check out my wife's handiwork:

It's sort of a sequel to Mystery Shopper Menace! And both of these books occupy the same world as my Dragon Mormon series. Because shared universes are fun.

Enjoy, and then enjoy some more. Don't fear the chemtrails.

-B.P. Kasik/Phony McFakename

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My "legitimate" books are on Amazon here and my Phony books are on Amazon hereI exist on Twitter and Facebook and Instagram.