Friday, November 15, 2019

Favorite Quotes: November 2019


"In this village the men stayed young and did the gossiping and the women aged with grey evil weariness and stood silently waiting for the men to get up and come home."
-Shirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived in the Castle

“People aren't interested in the truth anymore. It doesn't play like it used to.”
-Deep State

“Hand over the entire internet now and nobody gets hurt.”
-Warren Ellis, Normal

“No, Phillips, my hobby is evil and power...But being a man I cannot be as evil as I wish...If I only had the soul and power of an ape…”
-Strange Tales, issue 1 (1951)

“The fish, of course, made me feel kind of horny.”
Christopher Pike, The Immortal

"Let's just say my past has finally caught up to me."
-Bloodfist VIII: Hard Way Out

“The odor of death in this city attracts the sellers of organs.”
-Organ

“Did she die, or did she just turn into a craft project?” 

Dave: “Aaah! Everyone are assholes!”
Harry: “Is.”
Dave: “Everyone is assholes! No, that doesn’t sound right.”

“I wasn't striving for anything. I just wanted to make something. And I can't sit on my couch and watch t.v. or think that the internet is going to inspire me because I'm f***ing thirty years old. And my parents are still giving me money. And I bore the s**t out of them. And I work jobs that I hate that I have to beg to get. Do you know what it means to be broke? It means that you are broken. That you don't work.”

"Life is an endless series of incomplete moments from which there is no escape...High five!"
-Dave Made a Maze

“It didn’t sound like a human language.”
“Did it sound like an animal language?”
“Sort of…”
“Did it sound like a language that a race of reptiles might have?” 
-Christopher Pike, The Listeners

-B.P. Kasik/Phony McFakename

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