Literateur: "Fruit Beast" by Phony McFakename

I've read a lot of books in my time. And Fruit Beast is a book.

Probably the best book ever written about a killer banana monster, mutated from a banana to a monster by the evils of nuclear science!

The creature starts human-sized and attacks people most attackingly. Then it mutates into a giant, building-stomping monster. Terrifying, all of it.

Humanity's only hope? Rebelcop and Goodcop. Because they're on the case! With an assist, of course, from ace reporter Christine Papergirl, who's getting the story!

Here's some background info on the book, since you asked: 

I wrote this as a script in 2000 and never filmed it. Crazy, right?

So please read and enjoy this "novelization" of a movie that never got made.

Before it reads and enjoys you!

-Phony McFakename

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