Literateur: "Heavy Metal Scientology Aliens" by Phony McFakename

Here it is. My new book. The one you've been waiting for. The one people have actually asked me about.

Heavy Metal Scientology Aliens.

Yes, it's real. And its awesomeness might just make your brain explode. Read it at your own risk!

Here's the pitch:

If you ever wanted to get away from your ho-hum life...

You might as well time-travel back to 1987 to hang with the bands in Decline of Western Civilization II: The Metal Years, right?

Seems like a cool idea, innocent enough fun, but...it causes a rift in time and space! Alien invaders tear through and start destroying everything in sight!

It's up to the combined forces of Scientologists and the cheesiest heavy metal band of all time to defeat these aliens once and for all!

But only if you truly believe in metal...

Enjoy!

-Phony McFakename

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