Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Cinemasterworks: Movied I Liked in November 2017

I liked these, you might or might not. YOU NEVER KNOW!!!

Some of these I saw in the theater because of Moviepass (RECOMMENDED!!!) and probably never would have seen otherwise. No regrets. You get very forgiving and your standards take a nosedive when a movie in the theater (such as Boo! 2) is basically free.


Hauntedween
Death Becomes Her
Boo! 2: A Madea Halloween (terrible movie, ridiculously funny with a crowd)
1922
Tales of Halloween
Rifftrax: Ruby
Kingsman 2: The Golden Circle
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back
Happy Death Day
Colossal
Rifftrax: Miami Connection
Rifftrax: Arachnia
Rifftrax: Rock n Roll Nightmare
Rifftrax: Return of Doctor X
Rifftrax: Silent Rage
American Made
Spielberg
Suspiria (4K restoration)
Blade Runner 2049
Best Worst Movie
mother! (effective, but traumatizingly brutal)
Lego Ninjago Movie
The House That Dripped Blood
Critical Care
Hell's Highway: The True Story of Highway Safety Films
Marc Maron: Too Real
Logan
Shin Godzilla
It (2017) (terrible adaptation, decent flick)
Rifftrax: Radical Jack
Rifftrax: Birdemic
Neil Gaiman: Dream Dangerously
Hellboy
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Spider-Man: Homecoming
MST3K: The Phantom Planet
MST3K: Blood Waters of Dr. Z
MST3K: Final Justice
Death Note (Netflix) (terrible adaptation, fine pulp horror)
Rifftrax: The Bermuda Triangle
Klansville USA
Little Evil
MST3K: Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
MST3K: Hamlet
MST3K: Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
Sharknado 5: Global Swarming
The Founder
Hidden Figures
The Dark Tower (terrible adaptation, fine pulp sf movie)
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Rifftrax: House on Haunted Hill
Rifftrax: The Last Slumber Party
MST3K: Touch of Satan
Dunkirk
MST3K: Devil Fish

And on Shudder:
Burning Bright
Blood Punch
House
Detention
388 Arletta Avenue
Digging Up the Marrow
Plus One
Grave Encounters






-Phony McFakename

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