“If Hamlet hadn’t pretended to be crazy, he would have actually gone crazy.”
-William
Peter Blatty, The Ninth Configuration
“You
know the best way to survive a plane crash?”
“No.”
“Don’t
be in it.”
-Justified
“People
have completely forgotten that in 1972 we had over nineteen hundred domestic
bombings in the United States...One bombing now and everyone gets excited. In
1972? It was every day. Buildings getting bombed, policemen getting killed. It
was commonplace.”
-Max
Noel, quoted in Days of Rage by Bryan Burrough
"What
you are about to see is based upon true accounts and conjecture and is a
delineation of actual events which transpired at an indeterminate time to
persons of less than genuinely equivocal authenticity."
-Opening
Title Screen, Cannibal Campout
“There's
a unique strain of blind rage simmering in white men who've failed to fully
capitalize on their privilege.”
-Dan
Ewan
“Corn
dogs," the exorcist said, "are all the proof I need that God exists.”
“Abby
and Gretchen still kept up, but it was phone calls and letters, then postcards
and voicemail, and finally emails and Facebook likes. There was no falling-out,
no great tragedy, just a hundred thousand trivial moments they didn’t share,
each one an inch of distance between them, and eventually those inches added up
to miles.”
-Grady
Hendrix, My Best Friend’s Exorcism
“Kind
of galling when you realize that nutbags with cardboard signs had it right the
whole time.”
-2012
“He
had come here to research a series of articles and had found terror - terror he
had, until now, believed existed only in fiction.”
-Gregg
Loomis, Voodoo Fury
“If
you stare too long it becomes a blur and it’s easy to forget who we really
are.”
-Strung
Out
“The
hours drifted by, the remaining pizza slices turned cold and dead-mozzarella
ugly.”
-Randall
Boyll, Shocker (novelization)
“In
the end, we all get caught.”
-Stephen
King, 1922 -Phony McFakename
"For a gay guy you sure do have a good memory"
ReplyDeleteRandy, Earl's brother (My Name is Earl)
"If we can hit that bullseye then the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... Checkmate." Zapp Brannigan (Futurama)
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. 'tell you what - never again. Tim Vine, Comedian
Some people call me a hypochondriac, that hurts Stewart Francis, Comedian