“This
is not good...not good to the max!”
-Eerie,
Indiana: The Other Dimension
“You
can’t be a successful Dictator and design women’s underclothing.”
“No,
sir.”
“One
or the other. Not both.”
“Precisely,
sir.”
-P.G.
Wodehouse, The Code of the Woosters
“...I'm
getting tired of female protagonists who don't fit the social mold of the times
- instead they are BRAZEN and SMART and PRAGMATIC. Just...give me a girl who
likes to knit sometimes, y'know?”
-Devo
Glass
“My
brain is a smoking wreckage and I’m looking for the black box!”
-New
Girl
“I
think you’re a HEEL.”
“So
I’m a heel. What of it?”
“Well,
maybe I’m a guy who hates heels!”
“Well,
maybe I'm a guy who hates guys who hate heels!”
“Well,
maybe I’m a guy who hates guys who hates guys who hate heels!”
-Crimewave
“Your
love is scaring me.”
-The
Neighbourhood
“Hey,
somebody ripped off the thing I ripped off! Man!”
-Cheech
and Chong’s Next Movie
“Some
people prefer to make their homes so neat that there is no evidence of life
anywhere at all.”
“The
reading area was a beautifully crafted trap set by the librarians, but it was
too perfect. Even the dumbest book lover—and anyone who would regularly choose
to come in contact with books could not be a bright bulb, Jackie thought—wouldn’t
fall for this.”
“Nothing
there but a distant airplane crawling across the sky, red blinking lights,
vulnerable in the vast empty, faint red beacons flashing the message HELLO. A
SMALL ISLAND OF LIFE UP HERE, VERY CLOSE TO SPACE. PRAY FOR US. PRAY FOR US.”
“Most
people in Night Vale get by with a cobbled-together framework of lies and
assumptions and conspiracy theories.”
“Get
out to Lenny’s for their big grand opening sale. Find eight government secrets
and get a free kidnapping and personality reassignment so that you’ll forget
you found them!”
“Josie
produced a glass of water, through practiced manipulation of cupboards and
valves and municipal plumbing. Neither she nor Jackie was impressed with the
human miracle represented by how easily the glass of water was produced.”
“The
City Council ended the conference by devouring a raw potato in quick, small
bites of their sharp teeth and rough tongues. No follow-up questions were
asked, although there were a few follow-up screams.”
“Pepsi:
Drink Coke.”
-Joseph
Fink, Welcome to Night Vale
“Your
stupid face is putting me off my breakfast.”
-Voices
from Beyond
-B.P. Kasik/Phony McFakename
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