“Look
at that!”
“Do
you think that’s the flying shark everyone’s been talking about?”
-Raiders
of the Lost Shark
Beth:
[Just before she's stabbed] "You scared me!"
Shrink:
"The patient has shown signs of violent behavior in the past but these have been
brought under control... I no longer feel that social interaction will be
harmful."
"You
look like you're having as much fun as shock therapy!"
-Night
Screams
“Alright
you bunch of pussies! I'm back and I'm kicking ass!”
-Shocking
Dark
Emily
Asher: "I pray every night that you don't go straight to hell."
Ethan
Wate: "Oh, I won't go straight to hell, Emily. I wanna stop off in New York
first."
-Beautiful
Creatures
Ah,
arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you!
Only
an idiot would fight a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the
Kingdom of Idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts.
Worst
case of testosterone poisoning I have ever seen.
Understanding
is a three-edged sword.
Lord
Refa: Why should I do as you say?
Ambassador
Londo Mollari: Because I have asked you; because your sense of duty to our
people should override any personal ambition; and because I have poisoned your
drink.
There's
always the threat of an attack by say, a giant space dragon. The kind that eats
the sun once every 30 days. It's a nuisance, but what can you expect from
reptiles? Did I mention that my nose is on fire? And that I have 15 wild
badgers living in my trousers?
I
have been working up a good mad all day and I am NOT about to let you ruin it
by agreeing with me!
A
stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the bristles.
The
universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter,
and enlightened self-interest.
We
are star stuff. We are the universe made manifest trying to figure itself out.
I'd
like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick
it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come
with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like
this.
Reports
of our depression have been greatly exaggerated.
-Babylon
5
“There
was once a group of men who believed they could solve the mystery of mysteries.
They were scientists. Experts in chemistry, biology and physics. Students of
alchemy. And of the arcane principles which governed the very equilibrium of
our Universe. These men established a small research center on a remote
tropical island. Where they proceeded with their humanitarian mission. A task
linked to the fundamental principles of our very existence. Their aim was to
conquer mankind's first, oldest and greatest enemy... Death itself.”
The
Balladeer: [singing main theme song] “Living the night, living for flying so
high. Fillin' our bogs for the fine in time. Touchin' our bane will feel your
rain on the gain. Dust in your veins, mummify insane. Rising for North, rising
for bison high. It's a nightlife, whoa! Runnin' hard if you want it or not! It's
a wild life, whoa! You can't stop. You must go on! Oh! Living After Death!
Living after death! I'm living after death LIVING AFTER DEATTTTTTTTH! Rising
for North, rising for bison high.”
Rod
the Mercenary: “When a man’s afraid he’s gonna die, there’s nothing he wants
more than a woman by his side. And I want you.”
Rod
the Mercenary: [kisses his machine gun] “Now you’re home with your Big Poppa!”
-Zombie
4: After Death
-B.P. Kasik/Phony McFakename
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